Jason Schwartzman is a guy
who does a lot of things that I
would also like to do but he
always does them before me.
At first he starred in "Rushmore".
A movie I had tried out for.
Then next he was in a band
which was something I had always planned
to do. But he was on TV
playing songs, unlike me.
There were more movies, like Hitchhiker's Guide
when I found that out, inside I died.
He kept acting, I acted pissed
and joked he was my nemesis.
He's in so many things I've enjoyed
and I felt a little big annoyed.
But anger just makes one throw fits
and being jealous won't help shit.
Now I've come to understand
I'm just a Jason Schwartzman fan.
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