A sort of sequel to "Santa Buddy" (my first song parody video)!
A lullaby for Geek Moms and Dads!
Hush little baby don't say a word
Papa's gonna buy toys fit for a nerd.
If nerdy toys turn out to be your thing
Papa's gonna buy you Sauron's Ring
and if that ring messes with your head
Papa will buy the Mirror of Erised
and if that Mirror is worse than Tumblr
Papa's gonna buy you a Billy-Bumbler
and if that throcken won't be your pet
Papa's gonna buy you a Starscream Jet
and if that jet won't transform with you in it
Papa's gonna buy you a K-9 unit
and if K-9 leave you for a Time Lord
Papa's gonna buy you a Hoverboard.
If that Hoverboard makes you fall down
You'll still be the Hoopiest Frood in town.