Michael Crichton wrote a book about
They made it into a movie
and then three more!
A cane-toting, white haired old man
has a brand new dino plan!
But Jeff Goldblum's here to foil it
when Newman gets et off a toilet!
Two little kids crouched on the floor!
Velociraptors knocking on the door!
The audience jumped, scared in the dark!
Weird Al parodied MacArthur Park!
Then two more films, but enough of that
'cuz next comes a big eyeful of Chris Pratt!
It's a killer flick, I bet
I have to admit I haven't seen it yet.