So I'm posting it here!
You know what? Life is hard sometimes. Sometimes we want to rise up above it. We want to float up into the sky and look down on all our problems and watch them drift away. Just leave them all behind, and move on to higher ideals, better things, and the happy peace of mind we know is out there somewhere other than here.
As if we were embarking on a trip around the world in 80 days with Phileas Fogg.
As if we were going home with the Wizard of Oz.
As if we were accidentally floating away with Falcon the “Balloon Boy”.
(Oh, wait, that was not actually true.)
(And come to think of it, that was a helium balloon.)
As if we were in a Hot Air Balloon!
Someone should write a song about that desire.
As it turns out someone has! A whole lot of someones have!
Here are my top 10 songs about Hot Air Balloons!
10. Up, Up and Away - written by Jimmy Webb, recorded by the 5th Dimension from the album “Up, Up and Away”
“The world’s a nicer place in my beautiful balloon / It wears a nicer face in my beautiful balloon”
The easiest of easy listening music. It is exactly the kind of background noise you want to have to ignore as you go grocery shopping, ride in an elevator, or when you are put on hold and desperately waiting to hear a real human voice on the other end instead of the prerecorded reminder that “all lines are busy right now. A representative will be with you shortly!”
“Up, Up and Away” is all about taking a balloon ride with that special someone and maybe, just maybe, falling in love up amongst the stars.
Perfect Hot Air Balloon Song For: A relaxing, lazy afternoon as you fall in love and fall asleep.
9. Red Balloon - written and recorded by The Internet from the album “Feel Good”
“When I get older I plan to follow you / In my new hot air balloon”
When someone breaks your heart it hurts. It also hurts when, balloon-like, they float away from you and out of your life. All you want to do is float after them and convince them to stay. All you can do is let them go and move on.
This song could be the balm in your time of healing. It could help you move on to the next balloon.
Maybe a green balloon this time...
Perfect Hot Air Balloon Song For: A relaxing, lazy afternoon after your heart has been ripped out of your chest.
8. Balloon Ride - written and recorded by Relient K from the album “relient K”
“I went on a balloon ride / (I could see everything from up there) / I went on a balloon ride / and now everything seems clear”
Everybody has moments of doubt in their life.
If you are confused, lost, unsure of your next step this song suggests that you go on a balloon ride!
It can be a religious experience.
In “Balloon Ride” Matt Thiessen’s guitar has a driving rhythm and distortion aplenty to simulate the angst and confusion of questioning yourself and what you believe while the lyrics are filled with the reassurance of hope that the answer is out there.
Perfect Hot Air Balloon Song For: Your next church youth rally/retreat.
7. Hot Air Balloon - written and recorded by Foreverinmotion from the album “The Beautiful Unknown”
“A hot air balloon / is waiting for you”
You know when you go to college and you start meeting different kinds of people and hearing different opinions? You start looking at things in a different way. You begin to move away from the popular opinions of your parents and hometown community and start thinking for yourself. You start to realize the world is different than you thought it was. You realize the world is big, scary, dark, and beautiful all at the same time.
“Hot Air Balloon” ecompasses all of these feelings and spills them all over the place as an acoustic guitar plinka-plunks and struma-strums underneath the mess.
Perfect Hot Air Balloon Song For: College. When you know everything.
6. Down Today - written and recorded by Jonathan Coulton from the album “Artificial Heart”
“Tell me what you think I’ve been doing wrong / I’m too high to hear what you say”
A song about someone trying to bring you down, but you take off with a pretty girl and ignore them.
Jonathan Coulton’s constant, skilled ukulele pluck and strum feels like the rise and fall of a smooth and steady ride in a hot air balloon.
Perfect Hot Air Balloon Song For: Saying “Goodbye and good riddance.” Oh, and for destroying all of the stuff your ex left behind before they get a chance to ask you to give it back.
5. Love in a Hot Air Balloon - written and recorded by Phillips Anthony from the album “Invisible Men”
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“Me oh my, watch me fly, through the sky, higher and higher / Eagle eye, one mile high, watch us fly”
This song is about sex in a hot air balloon as a last resort because all your other modes of transportation are broken or otherwise unavailable.
The trundling bass line during the verses is reminiscent of “Obladi Oblada” by the Beatles and feels more like riding on a train than floating up into the clouds, but the chorus soars where eagles dare.
Perfect Hot Air Balloon Song For: Getting down whilst you’re going up. It is kind of the antithesis of “Love in an Elevator” by Aerosmith.
4. Huge Balloon - written and recorded by Bracket from the album “924 Forestville St.”
“Get in my huge balloon (x 3) Sunny weather”
People suck. Let’s leave and start over. Get in my huge balloon.
Maybe the grass truly is greener anywhere but here.
Like “Balloon Ride” by Relient K, the music in this song is a driving 3-chord punk explosion with hopeful lyrics sung in palatable and pretty harmony.
Bracket is one of my favorite bands and this song is catchy as all getout.
Perfect Hot Air Balloon Song For: Moving! New town, new digs, new people, new possibilities.
3. Hot Air Balloon - written and recorded by Freezepop from the album “Imaginary Friends”
“The sky is filled, we must prepare / hot air balloons are everywhere”
There is an open sky up there. Adventure awaits. Do not be scared. Do not be scared.
The robotic lead vocals and fuzzy synth rhythms give the illusion that the song is performed by an android backed by an alien insect band, buzzing out the beat with their alien insect wings.
The lyrics give a false sense of security with an underlying rumble of impending doom. A foreshadowing of the invasion.
Perfect Hot Air Balloon Song For: an epic road trip! Do not be scared.
2. Air Balloon - written and recorded by Lily Allen from the album “Sheezus”
“And we can’t hear what they say / Up in my air balloon, air balloon, air balloon. Ha!”
LA! LA! LA! I can’t hear you!
Miami or Timbuktu? Monkey? Kurt Cobain vs. Elvis?
Shake it, sh-shake it now.
But what is this song about? I do not know. The lyrics have a sing-songy, school yard beat with a dream logic tint. Maybe it is about a nap in a Hot Air Balloon.
Perfect Hot Air Balloon Song For: Telling somebody to fuck right off. That’s pretty much every Lily Allen song, though.
1. Hot Air Balloon - written and recorded by Owl City from the album “Ocean Eyes”
“I can’t wait / To kiss the ground / Wherever we touch back down”
Let’s find adventure! Let’s find what we are looking for! It’s out there! Let’s find our dreams! Let’s float away.
Owl City songs always feel like the dreams you have during the time when you are not asleep yet but not fully awake anymore. Happy, random dreams that you know are not real, but feel like they are actually happening. All while you know you are snug in bed.
This particular waking dream in song form is about a Hot Air Balloon ride!
Perfect Hot Air Balloon Song For: Going on an adventure. Inspiration. Starting anew. Ending this list of songs.
That’s it! That is my top 10 songs about Hot Air Balloons that I have found that .
Maybe I should take a Hot Air Balloon ride. I have never been.
Are there any songs about Hot Air Balloons you love that I missed? I know I left out the songs by Blue House, The Grouch, the National Parks, Stacey Kaniuk, Derek Minor, that one Mitch Hedberg track (which, granted, is not a song, but merits a mention because Mitch Hedberg was hilarious), and others (because I found them on Spotify after I had already written this article). Do you think “Red Balloon” is not enough about Hot Air Balloons to be included on the list? Leave any thoughts, suggestions, and love in the comments! If you have any hateful words to hurt me, leave those too. I’m too high in my Hot Air Balloon to read them anyway.