I heard today that there's going to be a Bob's Burgers album.
There's over 100 songs on this thing. Lots are directly from the show, but some of them are covers by famous musicians.
I would have loved to have been on this album.
Or other things like this.
Or asked by musicians I like to add some vocals or guitar or something to a song for their new album.
Again, it probably won't happen. But maybe...
3. Playing Myself
Sometimes when you're a creative person you get asked to play yourself on TV shows and in movies.
The Simpsons and Family Guy do it a lot.
So does Sesame Street.
If I was ever to be on Sesame Street, I know just the Muppet I'd want to do my segment with:
4. Picking up Children/Kissing Babies
Politicians get to do it all the time.
I love children. When I see a cute one in a public place, and I don't know that child, I still feel like I should get to pick it up and give it a great big kiss on the cheek.
Maybe someday, if I get well-known for children's music, I'll get to do this kind of thing.
But Princess Melawesome pointed out that this might become a bad thing. People might start handing me babies even when I don't feel like holding them. That would suck.
But I still want to be able to do it. The same thing goes for dogs and cats and other cute things.
5. Fan Creations
I wish that stuff I made would inspire others.
I do cover songs sometimes, and I often send them to the musician I cover. I hope it flatters them and gives them a little ego boost. I want them to see it because if someone covered one of my songs I'd want to see it!
A few times the musicians I've covered have shared my cover. That's super cool!
So the few times someone has made something based on something I made, I share the heck out of it.
That still makes my day a little better when I think of it.
It especially means something when I don't know a person.
I wish my stuff would reach the right people and mean something to them.
That's it for now!
I hope some of these things happen to/for me eventually, and that all of your dreams come true!
I still stand by what I said. Krusty Burger is awesome. It tastes soooooo good. I love the sauce and the fact that they put a sweet pickle on top. Yum!
2. Krusty Ribwich
The Ribwich was also very, very good! It's not in one big slab like in the cartoon
It was in a lot of little, tasty chunks.
I thought I got more pictures of it, but apparently I did not.
I guess I only took 4 hasty pics so as to not draw too much attention to myself in a public place.
3. Duff Beer!
Man, do I love Duff Beer.
If it was widely available, I'd always have it in my fridge.
It tastes sort of like Samual Adams Boston Lager, but a little different than that.
It's not the best beer, but it is my favorite beer.
4. Duff Lite
This Duff is more how I thought all Duff would taste. Weak and watered-down. Not much flavor, but you could probably drink 10 in one sitting.
I wouldn't buy Duff Lite myself, but I wouldn't turn it down if someone offered it to me.
5. Duff Dry
My-oh-my Duff Dry!
I would buy this frequently, too. Princess Melawesome said it was her favorite of the 3 Duffs. She helped me eat the burger and the ribwich as well!
I'm not sure what other beer to compare it too. It tastes like other "dry" beers I've had. All I can say is that it's really good.
That's it for this set of reviews!
I would love to go back and try some more of the defictionalized foods from downtown Springfield, but that will have to wait until I've paid off this trip.
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