Formerly Universal Studios Orlando.
They had real Simpsons food there!
I ate and drank some!
Here are my reviews in order!
1. Krusty Burger
I tried a Krusty Burger and original Duff a couple years ago (read about it here!)
I still stand by what I said. Krusty Burger is awesome. It tastes soooooo good. I love the sauce and the fact that they put a sweet pickle on top. Yum!
2. Krusty Ribwich
The Ribwich was also very, very good! It's not in one big slab like in the cartoon
It was in a lot of little, tasty chunks.
I guess I only took 4 hasty pics so as to not draw too much attention to myself in a public place.
3. Duff Beer!
Man, do I love Duff Beer.
If it was widely available, I'd always have it in my fridge.
It tastes sort of like Samual Adams Boston Lager, but a little different than that.
It's not the best beer, but it is my favorite beer.
4. Duff Lite
This Duff is more how I thought all Duff would taste. Weak and watered-down. Not much flavor, but you could probably drink 10 in one sitting.
I wouldn't buy Duff Lite myself, but I wouldn't turn it down if someone offered it to me.
5. Duff Dry
My-oh-my Duff Dry!
I would buy this frequently, too. Princess Melawesome said it was her favorite of the 3 Duffs. She helped me eat the burger and the ribwich as well!
I'm not sure what other beer to compare it too. It tastes like other "dry" beers I've had. All I can say is that it's really good.
That's it for this set of reviews!
I would love to go back and try some more of the defictionalized foods from downtown Springfield, but that will have to wait until I've paid off this trip.
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